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1. We must polish the Polish
furniture.
2. He could lead if he would
get the lead out.
3. The soldier decided to
desert his dessert in the desert.
4. Since there is no time like
the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
5. A bass was painted on the
head of the bass drum.
6. When shot at, the dove dove
into the bushes.
7. I did not object to the
object.
8. The bandage was wound
around the wound.
9. The farm was used to
produce produce.
10. The dump was so full that
it had to refuse more refuse.
11. The insurance was invalid
for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the
oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the
door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things
when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer
fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the
farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to
wind the sail.
18. After a number of
injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in
the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the
subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to
my most intimate friend?